lesbonia

A magical place where lesbians can roam free and not be judged by men when working out at Curves. There are fields of strap-ons and magical dildos. Mountains of soft-ball bats signed by Rosie O'Donnell. There is no need to shave and hair cuts above the shoulders are mandatory. As well as wife beaters and gym shorts. With state of the art penis terminating systems.

*DISCLAIMER*
this is not to be mistaken for Los Angeles

Man 1-"Have you seen Carol lately."
Man 2-"No I heard she went to Lesbonia."
Man 1-"Want to go make fun of women at Curves."
Man 2-"Hell yeah!!!"

by Dr. Dew February 4, 2008

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Non-Lesbonic

Two females in a strongly bonded relationship, but do not feel romantically for each other.(Not a lesbian couple)

Kelsey and JEssica are Non-Lesbonic lovers.
People at the dance thought Kelsey and JEssica were lesbians, but were merely Non-Lesbonic friends.

by Jessica Simpson May 25, 2004

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lesbianic

to act in a lesbian-like manor even if the person in question is not in fact a lesbian, or even female

i thought it was very lesbianis the way sara straddled me and said "who's your daddy?" while hitting me with a riding crop

by switch May 6, 2003

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lesbotic

Of a manner/nature pertaining to lesbianism.

"Her lesbotic tendencies are a matter of public record."

by DeepFred August 30, 2019

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lesbolicious

Describes a person or thing that is of or pertains to lesbianism, but has a more positive connotation than lesbionic.

Girl 1: *points* Is she a lesbian?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? *smiles* She's lesbolicious!

by Nobody 08 October 7, 2008

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Lesbiotic Scale

The measurement by which a lesbian rates anything.

Man A: "Hey man, did you see that girl with the nice ass?"
Lesbian B: (the user of the lesbiotic scale): "Yeah, I'd give it a 9"
Man A: "Out of 10?"
Lesbian A: "No, she's referring to the lesbiotic scale"

by D. Davis December 9, 2008

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