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easy peasy lenin squeezy 

A variant on the phrase "Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy", which is a child's rhyming slang to indicate an easy task. However, this term is used specifically in reference to the violent overthrow of government, or in reference to the act of writing any text, pamphlet, paper, or book on such subjects.
1) "Comrade, are you ready to storm the Tsar's Winter Palace and install our protelariat government in place of this autocratic and outdated feudal monarchy?"
"Yes, comrade. It will be easy peasy lenin squeezy because they are all fat bourgeois pigs."

2) "Yo man, have you written that essay on Karl Marx yet?"
"No, but it should be easy peasy lenin squeezy, I've read the book twice already."

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Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) 

When a male gives his female partner a vodka enema, soaks up the drips with a nice slice of rye bread, then stuffs it in her mouth.

He then flips her around, and proceeds to pleasure her anally.

The trifecta is complete once she swallows the rye bread and cums out the remainder of the vodka enema.

Oh- this all takes place in a gulag.
Jake gave Adrienne a Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) on a glass coffee table in Minsk last week.

Happy Lenin

Jack scored with Emma, she gave him a Happy Lenin!
Happy Lenin by L. E. Barclay February 4, 2010

anti-lenin anti-worker bourgeois fascist imperialist 

Anti-lenin anti-worker bourgeois fascist imperialist is the standard appellation of most internet leftists. This was originally coined by the infamous gracchus babeuf.
Typical internet leftist: I just got called anti-lenin anti-worker bourgeois fascist imperialist :(

Doing a Lenin 

Age prematurely; look way older than you actually are. In memory of Lenin, who died at 54 even though he looked like a sage from Ancient Greece. Variants: go all Lenin; leninize.
Do you remember William from high school? You can barely recognize him now that he's bald. He's, like, 26 but he's totally doing a Lenin there.
Doing a Lenin by Elnath July 31, 2017

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😱: 《¤》Jaylavy《¤》Katiuska《¤》Lenin《¤》

Gary Leeing 

To laugh so uncontrollably that you have to sit down to gather your bearings
The joke was so funny that I started Gary Leeing
Gary Leeing by DavesDenim April 11, 2015