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Hannibal Lecture 

A plot device in a story which entails the villain giving a convincing lecture to its interrogator, usually in an attempt to justify itself; often successfully convincing the hero of his or her own moral shortcomings.
"You'd like to quantify me, Officer Starling. You're so ambitious, aren't you? Do you know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. You're a well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Your eyes are like cheap birthstones - all surface shine when you stalk some little answer. And you're bright behind them, aren't you? Desperate not to be like your mother. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation out of the mines Officer Starling. Is it the West Virginia Starlings or the Okie Starlings, Officer? It was a toss-up between college and the opportunities in the Women's Army Corps, wasn't it? Let me tell you something specific about yourself, Student Starling. Back in your room, you have a string of gold add-a-beads and you feel an ugly little thump when you look at how tacky they are now, isn't that so? All those tedious thank-yous, permitting all that sincere fumbling, getting all sticky once for every bead. Tedious. Tedious. Bo-o-o-o-r-i-ing. Being smart spoils a lot of things, doesn't it? And taste isn't kind. When you think about this conversation, you'll remember the dumb animal hurt in his face when you got rid of him. If the add-a-beads got tacky, what else will as you go along? You wonder don't you, at night?"

โ€”The Hannibal Lecture by Hannibal Lecter, The Silence Of The Lambs (book)
Hannibal Lecture by Kontesa January 13, 2010
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Hannibal Lecture 

A term depicting a person who is constantly inclined to advise/lecture everyone about every little fact that they know in a pedantic manner.
Would you drop the Hannibal Lecture routine! I know how to boil eggs!!!
Hannibal Lecture by Swampybaby April 4, 2016

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE 

DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE is an internet meme (and website) which revolves around sound effects, mainly meme sound effects, which you can edit and change the speed of, the site has 156 sound effects.

The website can be found by simply searching "DON'T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY DOLLAR WEBSITE" on your search engine (primarily google).
Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar website you bafoon

Phantom lecture

A lecture which a student turns up to, only to realise that there is neither lecturer nor other students anywhere to be seen, even though said student is certain he/she is in the correct place.
noun. Phantom lecture

Person A: "how was your lecture mate?"

Person B: "Shite. went all the fucking way into town, only to find it was a bloody Phantom Lecture. Theres ยฃ2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting."
Phantom lecture by jonnytee November 19, 2009

secret lecture crush 

A secret crush that develops in a lecture class with over 400 people.
boy: "yo, there's this fine, sexy, smart stranger in my communication lecture."
boy's friend: "have you ever talked to her."
boy: "no dude, theres like 1000 people in my class. I have made some pretty intense eye contact with her, though."
boy's friend: "man, you've got a Secret Lecture Crush."

DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUT

A copypasta from an anime that is usually found on discord followed by several of the same emojis.
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death lecture

Death lecture is a lecture given to you by an asian parent, stating everything bad you've every done in the world.
Asian Mom: John, you got B+, what wrong with you, you can't drive, you can't cook, you don't clean, you sit on your lazy ass all day...
John: *Get getting death lectured*
death lecture by exxo56456451 April 21, 2007