leave it to beaver

The act of dropping money on the floor at a strip club, and leaving the money there for the "beaver".

While in a strip club:
When a friend says "Dude, I dropped a five dollar bill on the floor", you say " forget about it, leave it to beaver"

by ECG September 29, 2006

Leave It To Beaver

When you are fucking your girl in the ass but right when you are bout to blow your load......... You slam it in her pussy and say......... I'm just gonna Leave it to Beaver bitch!! And then shoot your load in her beaver!

Dude I gave my bitch the leave it to beaver last night. She is such a good little cum dumpster!!

by ivan yakinof September 2, 2020

Leave it to Anon

An action or verb so stupid or impossible it can only be done by anon. Because anon is an idiot.

"how in the world was the length of some random pencil the sole determining factor in his decision?"
"Leave it to anon."

by thestrigidae December 18, 2020

leave it dont retrieve it

when you pump your woman from the back (preferably anal) and while youre piping her, you cut your dick off, leave it in her rump and walk home drunk.

leave that dick there.. you dont need it anymore.
plus your girl is happy because she received the most honarable prize/award known to woman.

use a sharp knife so the removal is swift and clean. leave it dont retrieve it

by ronny cash May 3, 2008

Leave It To Kait

A terrible L.I. band which is terrible and certainly not the coolest band around.

Joe: Do you listen to Leave it to Kait?
Drew: Nah dawg, Stand your Ground is better, true LI HxC
Joe: Oh Drew, you so crazy, but correct.

by Stand Your Ground March 25, 2010

Leave it to Deaver

What Washington's crooked higher echelon said during the Raygun years when crafty good ol' boy "Devious Deaver" was Prune-Face's Deputy Chief of Staff, anytime they were a subject of investigation by Congress, they would always just trust "The Deav" to fib and waffle on their behalf.

Whenever ol' Ronnie's shifty-eyed administration officials came under scrutiny, they would just tell "The Deav" about the situation, and then assure each other, "No worries now --- we'll just leave it to Deaver to get us out of this mess."

by QuacksO August 27, 2017

Leave It On Laps

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Leave It On Laps

by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025