Lizarded

The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.

The Xan Man lizarded the D-Hall bathroom again.

by Xanax Man December 10, 2018

lizarded

When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.

yea he lizarded me, it was nasty.

by Coolcat.org July 17, 2020

Litarded

When you say something so fucking stupid not even retarded can describe how dumb it is

Hey what’s going on- Gary

Oh holykenobi said some transphobic shit- Larry

It’s like when a teen thinks he might be gay but instead of gay it’s transphobic- holyKenobi

“Later that day” god I’m litarded

by holykenobi December 21, 2020

Lootarded

Half looter, half retard. Describes people who are so retarded that it makes them loot.

Lootarded - ''Omg! I'm such a lootard. I looted the mall and stole Air Jordans from inside it, then traded them for crack, and got all cracked out! HAHA!! ''

by oldschoolrocker December 7, 2021

Lizarded

When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"

Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!

I lizarded you!

by Liz the Lozer September 4, 2022

Libtarded

Any extreme leftist opinion shared by liberal media.

Advocating for gun control is libtarded.

by ImReallySmoke December 17, 2023

Libtarded

(adj.)
When you fight for a cause you don't understand, using facts you didn't check, defending values you don't actually believe in -- until someone disagrees, and suddenly they're racist, homophobic, or a nazi.

That libtarded policy of defunding the police while crime skyrockets is peak virtue-signalling gone wrong.

by Immigration Customs Enforcemen October 29, 2025