another round of layoffs

Passing gas after you have recently had a bowel movement.

A: "What's that smell? Didn't you just go to the bathroom?"

B: "I'm preparing for another round of layoffs."

by CesareL February 5, 2009

Layoffice

An office now vacant due to layoffs. Often the target of Layoff squatters.

Now that Joe's gone, all the vultures are hovering over his window layoffice.

by Biff Turkle July 14, 2009

Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 22, 2019

layoffcation

When you are forced to take one or two weeks off of work by the man.

John: Hey Tim how are you going to spend your layoffcation?

Tim: By finding a new job so this shit doesn't happen again.

by kildozer June 23, 2008