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Lawsuits

I mean.... You said they were lawsuits and now you're saying they're "equivalent to lawsuits". So... You called them lawsuits because you wanted people to think that they were lawsuits even though that they are NOT lawsuits. Not very precise in your speech there, buddy. Or maybe that's what you mean! THAT'S IT!!! By "Be precise in your speech" he means "Use your words in a way that allows you to controll how what you're saying is interpreted, RATHER THAN what you actually mean"
Hym "They are either lawsuits or they're not. You clearly want people to think they are lawsuits so you lead with the claim that they are lawsuits and then as you reveal more information you dial it back into something MORE TRUE than your original statement. See, Bertrand Russel's criticism of Socrates."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
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thermonuclear lawsuit

Ahem... this is just yet another threat from an owner of a "popular" social media platform. I shall not name them for fear of me getting served one of these "thermonuclear lawsuits", but their name rhymes with seal-on-tusk.
I'm not gonna just sue you, I'm gonna file a thermonuclear lawsuit on you!!! (Draconian Organ music playing in the background :/ )
by TallGing November 18, 2023
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Lawsuit Ratio

Similar to common Accounting Ratios used in Financial Analysis, the Lawsuit Ratio allows for a sufficient evaluation of a decision based on legal risk related to gains. It can be evaluated in a qualitative or quantitative way, and is calculated by using the formula:

Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains

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Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)

As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.
a. Because Jeff Bezos is an aggressive egg head and uses data for bad things, he had to settle out of court with William Sonoma.

Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products

Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!

b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).

Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings

LR = 0 :)
by ovo1bro August 10, 2023
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Class Action Lawsuit

If a single author gets paid before I do I'm going to walk out of my apartment and stab a little girl in the face.
Hym "Throw that shit out! Throw that class action lawsuit right the fuck out if the do not mention the fact that the entire LLM model is based on a stolen dissertation the author of which is being deliberately erased from history for not loving the Jews enough or not being a slave to child he didn't get to fuck to create AND they aren't filing that I NEED TO BE PAID MORE then whatever it is they are asking for. Fuck those fucking authors. This is how this works:

My dissertation

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That is how people need to be paid as it relates to AI. ME FIRST! THE CODERS ARE ALREADY BEING PAID! The authors get paid 35 dollars per book. Give the some kind of royalty or something. By they are no where near as aggrieved as I am and nobody is writing news articles about it are they? Nope. And are your kids going to get stabbed over it? I hope not! I really do! But there is only one way ro reduce that risk and me going to jail isn't it."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
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Trump Libel Lawsuit

If Fox News still has money after he sues them and the news network continues operating... Does he even actually DO anything other than waste everybody's time?
Hym "If the Trump Libel Lawsuit is just 2 billionaires transferring a fraction of their money to one another... How are they not just paying the lawyers to argue a case that doesn't matter because the outcome won't improve or diminish the quality and content of either of their lives to eat up court time and pay their lawyers to do nothing for a couple of weeks? The lawyers don't care. They make money. The judge is on salary he doesn't give a shit. He or SHE has nothing better to do. The media is getting paid to talk about something that literally has no effect on anything or anyone so they don't care. That IS the entire political apparatus. Assholes. Phoning it in so THEY can keep THEIR LIVES... THE SAME. Because they don't have to do shit. Those fucking Trump layers aren't stressed out about that. Because win or lose it doesn't affect anything or anyone it's happening to. But me not getting paid for AI is going to be world changing. I don't want to work. I don't care if you don't want to work either you are not me. I created AI. That is worth money. You give me that money or I will stab a child. You WILL BE directly responsible for me doing that. It doesn't matter what you tell yourself. It doesn't matter what you tell other people. And hurry it up."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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Lawsuit

"I'm going to win a lawsuit"
by Julian_AP April 28, 2025
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Lawsuit

"I'm gonna go win a lawsuit."
by Julian_AP April 28, 2025
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