Laptop

Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.
"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."
by Bob Sometimes January 09, 2006
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Laptop

A thing owned by people who don't know how to build a PC or are too lazy to do so
Person 1: Hey I got myself a new laptop
Person 2: Ew get away from me you lazy fuck
by TheInternetCritic March 12, 2022
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Laptop

The land were u can explore as much p0rn sites as u can (I dont support p0rn)but be careful a virus might approach you.
Dude I watched so much p0rn on my laptop it’s now crusty!!!
by Poopydickcocktorturebro May 18, 2020
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Laptopping

Performing a sex act upon a person whilst they are using a laptop computer (this may or may not actually be on their lap). Popular activities include facebook and browsing urban dictionary.
Hey look, Jack is totally Laptopping Sarah.

I really wish someone was laptopping me whilst writing this, but I have a desktop pc.
by Redwall II May 04, 2010
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brickie's laptop

A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.
Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.
by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017
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Gaming Laptop

A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine
Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop
by ne0ooo March 10, 2022
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Italian Laptop

eating a personal pan pizza out of a box on your lap - usually in the presence of a lot of other hungry people
John (looking at Guiseppe eating a personal pan pizza out of a box) - "look at that bastard Giuseppe over there with his italian laptop"

Duane - "I wish he had some more, but you know how Italians and their laptops can be..."
by DuaneChapman May 03, 2011
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