The Landlord Pipe is an essential tool used to smoke indoors and avoid detection from landlords, parents, wives or anyone ells you don't want smelling smoke.
The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.
The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.
Ron Bombcronadon wanted to smoke some dank in his bong but did not want his angry wife to smell it. He made a Landlord Pipe and did bong hits all night long and his wife never smelled anything!
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Not a job. By definition, a landlord is a property owner, and at best, is an investor. Investment Slacker. Will try to convince others that what they do is, in fact, a "real" "job" by listing responsibilities such as:
Asking for money
Waking up at noon
Drinking box wine before 5 pm
Neglecting significant issues with the rental unit
Raising rent to discourage "the" "element" from renting units
Researching discriminatory practices
Telling people with "real" "jobs" to get "real" "jobs."
Asking for money
Waking up at noon
Drinking box wine before 5 pm
Neglecting significant issues with the rental unit
Raising rent to discourage "the" "element" from renting units
Researching discriminatory practices
Telling people with "real" "jobs" to get "real" "jobs."
Frankie D: Yeah, I dunno Rich, I mean if it makes money--it's a job, right?
Richie B: Wrong Frank. Panhandlers make money, but asking for change on the street isn't a job--neither is being a landlord.
Richie B: Wrong Frank. Panhandlers make money, but asking for change on the street isn't a job--neither is being a landlord.
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Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy
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Get the Landlord Sprinter mug.Typically a white male who is very lanky, while being very tall (6’4-6’7). The Lanklord is always the tall man in his friend group and routinely pulls plenty of girls, despite being seemingly unattractive from an objective standpoint to any straight male nearby. The Lanklord has usually not worked out much, if at all, and if he has a good face, will usually pull 7-9’s easily, while if he has a bad face, will still pull 4-7’s with no problem.
The Lanklord is essentially a giraffe that doesn’t have to try at all, and usually has a series of short relationships given that he has no need to compromise. When the Lanklord dies at 45 from heart conditions or muscular atrophy, several of his bro friends will attend the funeral, mumbling about how their silent giraffe of a friend absolutely killed it in college.
The Lanklord is essentially a giraffe that doesn’t have to try at all, and usually has a series of short relationships given that he has no need to compromise. When the Lanklord dies at 45 from heart conditions or muscular atrophy, several of his bro friends will attend the funeral, mumbling about how their silent giraffe of a friend absolutely killed it in college.
M: “Matt has probably banged at least 70 girls, and a good amount of them are hot.”
J: “... he’s not even attractive though, doesn’t give a shit about anything... and he just waves them over. When I do the same thing I get weird looks or ignored.”
M: “well, he is a lanklord”
J: “... he’s not even attractive though, doesn’t give a shit about anything... and he just waves them over. When I do the same thing I get weird looks or ignored.”
M: “well, he is a lanklord”
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