Laconophilia

The irresistible desire to shout: "SPARTA!!!" every few minutes, it is often accompanied by kicking people in the chest and wanting to dine in Hell
People with Laconophilia often share an irrational hatred towards Persians

Person: What is this?
Person with Laconophilia: THIS IS SPAARRTTTAAA!!!!
*Person with Laconophilia kicks person into a pit*

by The Music Hearer August 20, 2009

landonslide

1.) the overwhelming defeat or majority over another candidate, person, etc.
2.) used to describe the defeat of Alf Landon to FDR in the 1940's.
3.) the level of defeat past landslide.

"Dude... you lost big in the school election. I'd say it was a landonslide."

by Joshua Burks April 20, 2005

Landonia

The utopia and paradise of pedos and neo nazis, formed in 1945. Now a discord server taken by second in command at the time, lando in a bando.

This som landonia shit - After seeing any racism or pedophilla ever

by Leokingahoe November 23, 2022

Landon

Landon is honestly the perfect guy. He knows exactly what to say to warm a girl's heart. Many girls are jealous of his girlfriend. He is tall, athletic and definitely a gentleman. Landon is always funny and can make any girl blush. Landon is the perfect guy

Girl1- dude, look how charming that guy is
Girl2- he must be a landon

by Mr. Joeswager March 31, 2016

A lannon

To suck a dick in the heat of the moment.

If i was in a threesome i would definitely do a lannon.

by Funny86 November 7, 2018

landon'd

The act of a man ejaculating, usually on a girl, and then licking off his sperm.

That girl just got "landon'd".

by akalie May 29, 2008

laconia

i small city in central NH. a city in the lakes region. alot of fake people who think they are gangsters and rappers. also, preppies, and the druggies. have many great features. including lake winni, the largest arcade in the country..Funspot, and Weirs Beach, a huge attraction in the summer. Full of tourist.

Wow, laconia has nothing to offer to it's teens.
I know! too bad, because its so beautiful. Lets go see some more tourist.

by bigfan123 December 13, 2006