lazy's comet

When a person is too lazy to brush the snow off their car. The result is a trail of snow flying off the back when they drive. Comparing to "Haley's Comet" which a trail of dust and rocks follow it.

Ben: The guy driving in front of me only brushed the snow off his windows and a small section of his windshield. He was a total lazy's comet flying down the highway.

by colts>saints February 21, 2010

Lazy Hammer

A male penis that can only be aroused in certain situations.

Adam went out with Christi the other night with the hopes of giving her the Flying Camel but he brought along his lazy hammer instead.

by Duluth Kan Jam June 4, 2018

Lazy Prospector

A voyeur who is specifically witnessing the act of Panning for Corn.

You gonna join in? Or are you gonna just sit there like a lazy prospector?

by J Tom B October 12, 2006

LazyHimPig

A homosexual who is addicted to taking it up the poop chute.

That guy is a regular LazyHimPig.

That guy must be a real LazyHimPig. He walks funny and spends all his time on the computer to avoid public.

by ---Con--- June 20, 2010

Lazy Fish

Imagine a world were as funny as this translated Spanish nugget of knowledge pun. As used in the following joke, what did the lazy fish do, nothing, or swims.

Guy: What did the Lazy Fish do?
Other Guy: Wut?
Guy: Nothing, or swims!
Bystander: Wow that was so funny hahahahahaaa
Other Bystander: This is incredibly punny hahahahahahaahahahaa
Other Other Bystander: I agree that was very funny ha.

by Echo_ December 10, 2018

Lazy Lobby

People who wait until the last possible moment to start work, don't manage to do it and lobby the teacher for extension dates. They generally lobby their educational institution for extensions and cancelations instead of actually getting to work.

John: I hope the Lazy Lobby manages to cancel the Math test next week.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.

by Clanky typewriter May 23, 2021

Stir lazy

When you are sick of being home but then going out just seems like a lot of work.

I would love to get out and see you all tonight, however I am way too stir lazy to wash my hair on Wednesday .

by Yinzermum January 14, 2017