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Mexican Lampshade

During the sexual act of "sixty-nine", should the female claim that the room lighting is too bright, the male thinly stretches his scrotum over her nose and eyes.
Your mom said it was too bright so I helped her get over it with a sweet Mexican Lampshade.
by ss43 July 9, 2010
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lampshade dance

A dance in which a person wears a lampshade on their head and dances around.

Usually this dance is performed while drunk at a party, and sometimes it is performed naked.
"Tim was so drunk at the office party last night, I bet he's embarrassed."

"Well, as long as he didn't do the lampshade dance he should be fine..."

"well..."

"He did it didnt he? Oh, Lord"
by Ignatiousswan January 7, 2007
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lamasaur

a lamasaur is the cousin of a rhinosaur as stated LOOK UP RHINOSAUR PISS a LAMASAUR is a combination of a lama and a dinosaur. EVERY DAY HE SEES HIS DREAM. Hes a person that can be all calm like a lama and all of a sudden hes all pissed like a dinosaur
DAMN DOOD DONT BE A LAMASAUR
by poopoopeepeekakastein December 18, 2010
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Dirty Lampshade

A term used to describe the act of when a naked man sits on top of woman's head covering her face with his penis, when she tugs on his penis he farts.
When I finished my Thanksgiving dinner I gave Wendy a dirty lampshade.
by trtbmm November 22, 2011
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Hola, cum all over me lamas?

American (White, super hot fine, SOAKING wet): Hola, cum all over me lamas?
Mexican (Guy): hola, sì.

Then he proceeds to bang the shit out of her.
by infinitemusick1@gmail.com October 22, 2016
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Lamashay

According to Tom, a Lamashay is someone of low intellect and low common sense, e.g. some one who might eat poo. Tom might suggest that a person who annoys him is a lamashay.
That man is a lamashay
by Techwomble June 25, 2022
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lanashia

She is a very smart,harsh but gentle girl. She cares for her friends and will try anything to do what she feels is right, she is also thick with a twist and an very beautiful girl inside and out
Wow lanashia is very sweet, and thick with a nice booty
by Awesome4 February 13, 2018
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