A mixed-orientation marriage used to hide someone's sexual orientation; it can be done for religious reasons, reputation, preservation of things like your career or public image, etc. It is often a gay man marrying a gay woman.
"Brennan and Alyssa got married last week."
"Whoa! But I thought he was gay."
"He is, and so is she. But they're both Christians, so they got married."
"Oh, that's weird. What were the colors?"
"Lavender and rose, 'cause it was a 'lavender marriage'"
"Nice pun!"
"Whoa! But I thought he was gay."
"He is, and so is she. But they're both Christians, so they got married."
"Oh, that's weird. What were the colors?"
"Lavender and rose, 'cause it was a 'lavender marriage'"
"Nice pun!"
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the type of whiskey jim lahey drinks on the canadian tv show "trailer park boys" the actually name for the drink is alberta premium a 100% canadian rye whiskey
thomas - hey bi ,i got a quart alberta premium to drink tonight eh?
james - oh yea got the jim lahey special on the go eh?
thomas - oh yea
james - oh yea got the jim lahey special on the go eh?
thomas - oh yea
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Get the lavender mug.Jim Lahey is the somewhat mentally unstable on and off Trailer Park supervisor in the Canadian series Trailer park boys. He is played by the highly acclaimed actor John Dunsworth, who is also the real life father of the actress who plays Sarah.
Jim Lahey is an enigma, but can be summarized in the words "crazy as fuck". He has had problems (to say the least) with drinking, and has a homosexual relationship with Randy, the shirtless pot bellied assistant supervisor. He seems to have a special feeling of hatred for Ricky, who he has attempted to kill and have killed. This makes sense because it was the boys who got him kicked off the police force, which sent him spiralling downward. Is notable for drinking straight out of massive bottles of hard liquor. Also famous for his "shit talk", using metaphors involving shit-somethings to intimidate people.
Jim Lahey is an enigma, but can be summarized in the words "crazy as fuck". He has had problems (to say the least) with drinking, and has a homosexual relationship with Randy, the shirtless pot bellied assistant supervisor. He seems to have a special feeling of hatred for Ricky, who he has attempted to kill and have killed. This makes sense because it was the boys who got him kicked off the police force, which sent him spiralling downward. Is notable for drinking straight out of massive bottles of hard liquor. Also famous for his "shit talk", using metaphors involving shit-somethings to intimidate people.
"Shit clock's tickin', Ricky!"
"Shit apple driving the shitmobile!"
"Randy...I AM the liquor" - Jim Lahey quotes
"Shit apple driving the shitmobile!"
"Randy...I AM the liquor" - Jim Lahey quotes
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