soap lagoon

another word for a brothel, first used in the song “SOAP LAGOON” by MASA WORKS DESIGN, “soap” likely is meant to be a euphemism for semen

I might head to the soap lagoon once my shifts over, I need to blow off some steam

by massivebitch March 12, 2022

lagom

A Swedish word that describes an amount. It originates from the vikings. If they only had one cup to drink beer from, it was passed around the table, and each person should only drink an amount that made sure everybody would get some (Laget om = For everyone in the team). Therefore the amount is not always the same. If they had a lot of beer, they could drink more and the other way around. Basically it means "the perfect amount". However it has been defined (as a student prank) in the city of Lund, Sweden so you can actually go there to find out the exact definition...

- How much food do you want?

- Lagom (i.e. not too much, not too little)

- How far are we walking?
- Lagom

by Medde February 1, 2010

lagoon creature

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.

1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.

by Stephen Covell March 9, 2006

lagosnia

Helen Keller wasn’t only deaf,dumb and blind,she had the infamous disease us men use as a excuse not to talk to a Stage 5 Clinger.Symptoms include temporary Blindness,Swelling of the throat so the victim can’t breathe,numbness in the hand so the victim can’t type,and Swollen tongue so the Victim can’t Talk on the phone

Tracy-Hey can I talk to D?
Bill-No one told you?D is suffering from lagosnia

by GodSaveMyMemes August 2, 2019

Boob Lagoon

A boob lagoon is the accumulation of sweat under and between an ample set of breasts.

Boob Lagoon is the ladies' equivalent to swamp ass. Girls below a B-cup may not understand the hot sweaty band of sweat that constitutes a boob lagoon, but find a C or larger and she will know!

by ColumbusDD May 23, 2013

lagoon whistle

A term used to delicately describe the flushed tampon applicators that show up in rural sewage lagoons. The cardboard or plastic applicator tips float and look like whistles.

Matt: What's the deal with all the whistles in the lagoon? Dan: Um...those aren't whistles!
Kurt: Those are lagoon whistles. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

lakota ridge junior school

A preice of shit school that gives its children cardboard dipped in grease instead of pizza.

“Hey I go to Lakota ridge junior school”
“I’ll go ahead and call an ambulance now”

by Hecca boi May 29, 2018