lasterday

The last yesterday, in other words, the day before yesterday.

The teacher spoke to her class...
"I'm sorry I was ill yesterday but we'll continue with what we were talking about lasterday."

by Irby July 23, 2005

Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

by ABCritt November 7, 2011

Ladstronaut

A lad that has such a high level of ladness that he is out of this world. A major lad. A lad that outdoes other lads.

"Did you see what Paul did before?"
"Yes omg, what a Ladstronaut"

by E-Dog H September 6, 2013

Lidster

A Lidster is what it’s called when you are about to lay some pipe into your old lady and you bust a nut as soon as your cock touches her box ...

Hey lets go DP this hot bitch she’s wants to get pounded out ok I’m in but don’t pull a Lidster again you mother fucker

by Scotty1nut January 7, 2019

rui lidster

a smelly human who smells like pure b.o and looks like green goblin from spiderman hes a wee gremlin who doesnt have money and walks 20 miles to go outside

aidan- rui lidster took his shoes off and it smells like pure dog

by kakadogwater August 19, 2021

lamster

Rhymes with "hamster." Someone "on the lam"; a fugitive.

"The Florida cops just caught a lamster who's wanted for murder in Ohio."

by MikalM March 20, 2005

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014