Stormy Kromer

When your having anal sex "doggy style"; take your hat off and hold it under her vagina. So when you pull out fast, she shits in your hat and then you put it on, keeping your head warm!

"Hey man, why does your Stormy Kromer hat smell and look like shit?" "Well, last night my bedroom was super cold for starters. It got a little wild last night with the old lady and ended up needing something to catch shit in."

by CapinQueef October 4, 2017

krome

1. noun. name of an unknown band that will probably stay unknown for a good 2-3 more years.

2. noun. an alias for some kid that writes it wherever and whenever he can.

1. guy 1 - "hey you heard about krome?"

guy 2 - "who?"

guy 1 - "nevermind"

2. teacher - "who the hell wrote this on my desk?"

by KRAF6078 October 5, 2009

Stormy Kromer

Sex position very much like Cowgirl except the female must always be facing due north, and the male is laying parallel with the sides of the bed. It is possible to be doing the Stormy Kromer and (Reverse) Cowgirl at the same time.

Friend "Have you ever heard of the Stormy Kromer?"
You "Heard of it, I've done it"

by TurkleDawg December 29, 2012

Dirty Kromer

Having hard rough sex with kromer as the main deal/ Cumming in kromer

Johnny did a dirty kromer and brought it to me.

by Kromer man November 1, 2021

kromer blind

Having any part of your view instructed by the bill of a Stormy Kromer hat.

Well you see officer I didn't have a clear view of the speed limit sign, you may call BS but I'm saying I was kromer blind.

by The Thomas 6 March 26, 2018

kromerish

adjective used to describe people displaying a lack of sophistication or cleanliness, found in parts of GA, USA

I wouldn't buy that blanket from her Jim. That whole bunch just seems kromerish to me.

by AppWill July 25, 2009

Kromedy

Kronik comedy, where something is considered funny enough to be on a higher level than regular comedy.

Dude 1 - Did you see that clown crash his car straight through that old ladies house?

Dude 2 - Yeh man, I laughed so hard it was just complete kromedy!

by mr_statue May 25, 2010