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korean coincidence 

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
korean coincidence by enderkin June 29, 2008
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Industrial Korean 

A person who is Korean, or of Korean descent. That happens to be very industrial.
Matt: Hey Andy what kind girls are you looking for on this dating app?
Andy: you know matt I'm kind of into Asian girls, maybe Korean?

Matt: oh Koreans you say? how about an Industrial Korean?
Andy: I would love an industrial Korean!
Industrial Korean by PanToa May 17, 2021
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kyran korkor 

a generally very handsome,attractive and sexy human being. when in a game of cod, he tends fucking prone all over me and shoots me with his big gun. his aim is too good, always going for my heart. even before he kills blackshit69, he dies of over-sexiness from kyran korkor. kyran korkor is always swarmed around by many girls, even some guys are in love with him :). not only is he sexy, this bugger also very smart, 13 pointer amazing. WOW. WARNING: if you ever want to go near him, make sure u wear sunglasses and gloves, why? thats because he is too HOT to handle.
Person: whos that handsome fella?
Me: thats my baby, kyran korkor :>
kyran korkor by blackshit69 January 19, 2021
Captain of the White Pearl, a ship that sails through the Quantum Seas, and the Infinite Dimensions in search of adventure and knowledge.
Ay Ay Captain Kyriana

North Korean Missile

Someone who aims high, but fails miserably.
Brian is such a North Korean missile. He's always striving for an A+, but he never remembers to hand in his assignments.

Korean Archer 

The 'Elites' of archery seemıngly ındestrutable and unbeatable. They are the chosen ones and are dırect decendants to Robbın Hood. Research shows that Robbın Hood was ın fact, Korean. There have been questıons posed concernıng theır humanıty as many scıentısts have found God-lıke tendancıes ın theır behavıor.

bottom lıne: Korean Archers kıck ass!!!!!
Aıdan: Dude, I heard that the Korean Archers took 1st, 2nd and 3rd place at the Junıor worlds.

Nıck: no shıt!!!
Korean Archer by Faballıon January 23, 2009

Korean Punch

When someone throws an illegal or cheap punch to an opponent's throat.

Originating from a Taekwondo tournament during the 2009 South East Asia games, where a Korean contestant illegally knocked out an opponent by a punch to the throat and was made "legal" because the judges where all Korean.
Hey man, did you just just Korean punch that guy? I think he won't be able to speak for a week.
Korean Punch by cloudbear December 10, 2009