I issued so much kwonk the other night.
by fake d-man September 15, 2004
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When you see a girl at a club that you want to hook up with you tell your homies: "ay yo man, I'm bout to wet that kwomp" or when talking to someone about a party you went to: "I was at that spot last night, got faded and wet some kwomp."
by Jedd Rizzun November 8, 2004
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Kwom Cobblesworth-Tabernacle Taylor the 8th. The blackest and shortest little mon there is. Enjoys any and all matters pertaining to mention of an "L". A Kwom is very funny to watch, however, the specimen itself does not recognize or acknowledge this phenomenon. KWOM=Great entertainment. Also enjoys anything colored from magenta to orange.
2. A small dark chocolate chip boy with no car (yet, has a Looney Tunes boat in his driveway) who enjoys chips (not corn chips), any substance that is mentioned on erowid.com, sweaty unprotected gay sex (tends to happen frequently w/ ALL-de-Kwoms), and lives off Co Rd 39 in Prattvegas, AL.
3.Anyone who has extremely high expectations along with a practically nonexistent success rate.
4. A sweet, impotent, senile, subtle, mumbler who likes long walks on the beach, romantic movies, candlelit dinners,bottom-shelf vodka, collard greens, fried chicken, and most important- CONEBREAD.
5. Anyone who gets sexual satisfaction from ruthlessly killing squirrels.
2. A small dark chocolate chip boy with no car (yet, has a Looney Tunes boat in his driveway) who enjoys chips (not corn chips), any substance that is mentioned on erowid.com, sweaty unprotected gay sex (tends to happen frequently w/ ALL-de-Kwoms), and lives off Co Rd 39 in Prattvegas, AL.
3.Anyone who has extremely high expectations along with a practically nonexistent success rate.
4. A sweet, impotent, senile, subtle, mumbler who likes long walks on the beach, romantic movies, candlelit dinners,bottom-shelf vodka, collard greens, fried chicken, and most important- CONEBREAD.
5. Anyone who gets sexual satisfaction from ruthlessly killing squirrels.
1.How you gonna kwom up on my L man?
2. Tracy, you do know that if you go on a date with that boy he might be kwommin all night.
3. So you're making me pay the whole bar tab? You straight kwommin law.
4. Be careful around him, or we might have an early kwomzaa.
2. Tracy, you do know that if you go on a date with that boy he might be kwommin all night.
3. So you're making me pay the whole bar tab? You straight kwommin law.
4. Be careful around him, or we might have an early kwomzaa.
by The Djibouti Kwom Fan Club May 16, 2010
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Person 2: Just try harder
Person 1: Do you not understand what I am spiritually feeling as of now. The urge to smash my head through the dorsal of a watermelon is unheard of.
Person 2: Just try harder
Person 1: Do you not understand what I am spiritually feeling as of now. The urge to smash my head through the dorsal of a watermelon is unheard of.
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