kratos

The main character in the most badass PS2 game God Of War, a spartan warrior who kicks an unorthodox amount of ass. Trying to get rid of his terrible dreams and memories of his past as a ruthless leader fighting for Ares, you play as him in his journey to kick ass and kill Ares. Hes so badass he smashes medusas head into the ground then tears it off. He is the most badass video game character, right up next to solid snake.

Kratos caught some kid beating off to a picture of him, so he sliced off his tescicles with the same picture then went and got drunk.

by mahhag June 5, 2005

Kratzer Effect

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution

"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."

by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

Karat

Malaysian slang to describe one who behaves in an uncouth manner

Those boys whistling at girls are very karat.

by Juxnjugs March 9, 2020

kiratjit

A white-indian hybrid who claims he is 300 IQ and possesses certain "Punjabi powers."

Is a very "explosive" person who jokes around about being connected to certain groups.

Is a devout Sikh and a good friend

Why is the stock market down today? Oh, it's because of Kiratjit

I see Kiratjit's beacon of light!!

by indianhacker May 15, 2021

Karate chopping the meatloaf.

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.

He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.

by HiggyTheDestroyer February 8, 2015

kuato

An infant-sized symbotic mutant whose conjoined twin is an otherwise normal-looking adult male. As seen in the 1990 film Total Recall, where Kuato was the sage and revered leader of the mutant resistance on Mars. When Kuato emerged from his host's abdomen, the host went into a trance-like state.

The Martians love Kuato. They think he's fuckin' George Washington.

by Aaron T. October 8, 2006

bed karate

When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.

I couldn't sleep last night and I found myself in contorted position -I had bed karate!

by radken April 26, 2009