Kristopher London

A tall basketball youtuber, who is kind of fake tbh.

Kristopher london a capper.

by Mowaffles September 5, 2021

Kristopher Arnold

The sexiest guy around. Probably one of the best actors I know, even if he has a few mental disorders. Very attractive and humorous.

For some reason, despite the fact that he's batshit crazy, girls are attracted to him, and stalk him frequently. They dig the mysterious, lonesome poet actor look, I guess.

Tyler: Kristopher Arnold is fucking tight.

Nate: Yeah, Kris is pretty cool for a backstabbing dick.

by theREALprinceofdarknesss October 16, 2011

Kevin Kristopher Kruise

An imaginary boyfriend made up by a completely insane 15 year old questionably female individual. Kevin is from a family of 6-12 children, all of which are boys, and he has/had an indentical twin brother who commited suicide.

Kevin can also be used as an exclamation when something is completely rediculous or fake.

"That chick's boobs are so fake."
"Yeah, Kevin Kristopher Kruise is realer than those."

by Heidi Brenntmann March 30, 2009

kristopher andrews aka bambi

Is an un-original piece of shit gay electronica singer who is balding at 20 and sings about dick.

space dot com slash kandrewsmusic

kristopher andrews aka bambi.

by mb dope January 3, 2008

Kristopher

The guy who ran track in high school, ate baby carrots, and drank expired school chocolate milk all throughout senior year English while studying classic literature.

Wow, I hope my son grows up to be a Kristopher some day!

by Kachow_95 February 18, 2021

Kristopher

A boy or man with a crazy height and huge hands. His handwriting is horrid, never let him in a business where you have to write. He has a FAT ass nose. He's such a bully and thinks everybody wants him.

Person: Hey Kristopher!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*

Person: Can you write this paper for me?

Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!

by IHATEHIM558 January 24, 2024

Kristopher

Kristopher is a guy with the smallest dick and he is very jealous. His soulmate starts with the letter E. Kristopher says he’s straight but we know forsure that he’s gay as fuck, don’t let a Kristopher into your life because he will ruin it. He also plays soccer and he plays girls.

Kristopher fuck you nigg@

by NuggieMan November 22, 2021