Kristers

He is just a super nice guy. He will make you feel better about anything. He is such a good friend. He’s loyal, brave, caring. If you have someone named krister in your life hold on to him never lose him. He will get anything your talking about and you will love every moment with him. You should feel lucky if your reading this

you: r u sleeping?
kristers: nop want to know something
you: okay?
kristers: your really pretty

by You don’t even want to know November 22, 2021

kristerphor

lame,a clown,speacil ed, dont play in gym,likes to throw chairs aroung the class

friend ;dont you want a friend
me; yeah
friend;oh kristerphor
me; oh hell nah

by blackkidrunaway January 11, 2022

klisber

A beautiful, smart man who has cool hair. He has the heart of a Chihuahua. There is no man like klizzy.

“omg did you see klisber today”

by lovergirlpixie32 May 23, 2022

Kristerd

Too be lazy, unproductive and or useless. To float through life with minimal acquired skills, despite vast knowledge of sports.

I'm feeling awfully kristerd today.

I can't see anything getting done today, I'm feeling pretty kristerd.

by Bathtub12 April 20, 2023

Dirty kristers

Dirty kristers; a person who gets so sexually aroused by lobsters, they have to slap themselves in the face with a car to get a hold of themselves

Oh my god look away there's a lobster you dirty kristers

by The slores December 18, 2023