salty kretz

the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"

the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked

by marc brien June 17, 2005

Krentz

The act of taking a massive shit, often after eating a large amount of sushi.

After effects may include: paint peeling off of the walls, temporary loss of smell and life, needing a new toilet, etc.,

"Oh, man! I just took a massive Krentz!"

"Is he Krentzing in there?"
"Yes, we'd better evacuate to a safe 4,000 meter radius."

by Pleiades June 16, 2013

kreitman

A bitch who is a slut and whore who thinks she is cool. And she has a really ugly face with a mole.

wants to be victoria secret model. Kreitman normally has he first name Maya.

by shitfaedonkey February 1, 2014

kreutzmatt

suck the shit put of ones anus while watching the soap opera guiding light

i would hang out this afternoon but i have to kreutzmatt my boss...

by Moses Malone May 21, 2008

kreitman

1. A German family who gives caterpillars to each other every night. From the word "kreit", in German it means caterpillar, stating that their ancestors performed the famous caterpillar on each other as well

2. A crazy person who likes pegging/making strange facial expressions

3. Kreit, also coming from the word ketchup-a person who loves ketchup.

Dude, did you see bobby last night when he was drunk? Man he was like a kreitman you should've seen it!

dave: Hey man, pass the ketchup

bill: Dude, what the fuck you have plenty! Who do you think you are, a kreitman?

by elijay donnor July 22, 2011

kritz

To develop software by copying and pasting other people's example code and changing the variable names often leading to annoying and hard to fix bugs.

Did you finish your programming assignment? Yeah I managed to kritz something together at the last moment for partial credit.

by kdlol January 2, 2009

kritzialys

kritzialys is such a hot baby girl she so cute and always likes to explore and play she is active .A kritzialys may not look like much but she is all u need......if u ever get to date her dont lose her she is also good in bed

DAMNN i want a kritzialys

by La latina :) November 16, 2017