Knobsolete

Man with a non existent penis

'I heard Debbie tried to have sex with Jim but couldn't cos he is knobsolete'

by Mulder666 November 8, 2013

Knobservation

An opinion provided by a friend when you are acting like a dick.

Don't be offended mate, it's just a Knobservation.

by Mandymooski August 11, 2015

koosexual

Only being attracted to Jeon Jeongguk from kpop group BTS

Person 1: "that guy is into you, you should go out with him"

Person 2: "sorry, i'm koosexual"
Person 1: "You’re what?"

Person 2: "I'm koosexual"

by Jeonggguk September 27, 2020

nip knobs

The gateway to a world of pleasure

Just twist them nip knobs and she's all yours

by ANACONDAa123 March 3, 2017

the kooks

Indie/Alternative group from Brighton, England. Luke Vocals, Hugh Guitar, Max Bass And Paul Drums. Songs such as Naive, She Moves In Her Own Way, Eddie's Gun, Sofa Song etc. Album, Inside in, Inside out.

Gemma: 'I have The Kooks tickets!'
Me: 'Argh...wow...*faint*'

by S#0rt1 October 23, 2006

Knobstacle course

The series of activities that a gentleman undertakes in order to partake in sexual intercourse with a phillie.

This red hot piece o' meat is takin' me right round the knobstacle course!

by Your momma897 December 9, 2008

Daily Kos (Daily Kooks)

Daily kooks 30 something and can typically be found in their parents basement about to,in the middle of or just finished whacking off to old Liberace posters. They pride themselves as being "enlightened", but when faced with a debate of substance, they start sputtering bumper sticker slogans such as "Bush Lied, troops Died" or Jesus was an organizer and Pointus Pilot was a Governor". If this doesn't work, then they resort to throwing food and running off like pansies.

They preach about how the government is so bad while leaching untold amounts of money from the government under the guise of "welfare". Usually they use the tactics of Saul Alinsky when they don't get their way or losing an argument, they go to ridiculing and making up stories to fit their agenda. No need to visit this sight unless you are depressed, suicidal or need a good laugh. Usually can be found wearing Obama t-shirts stating "change-Delusions you can believe in".

Uh oh, another democratic party member recieved his talking points from the Daily Kos (Daily Kooks).

by Claymaximus October 31, 2008