KlingleHoffer

A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With Arthritis senior citizens cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the toilet bowl and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.

With barts cast, he needed a KlingleHoffer to help do the work for him

by Zack Dougherty October 29, 2006

Wiz Kalinke

A very terrible rapper on youtube under the name "3kdaug". He mostly makes remixes of others songs. He is not very original and has no talent.

Dude, your freestyle was whack, but you're better than Wiz Kalinke

by hopsinswag October 30, 2011

Josh Klinghoffer

Josh Klinghoffer is a shy, mousy haired guitarist who used to play for the Red Hot Chili Peppers (replacing John Frusciante). Klinghoffer plays with his own band Dot Hacker and as a solo artist under the name Pluralone. Josh is endearing with a Burtonesque look ; skittish, lanky, and pale. He comes off as terribly quiet but is surprisingly friendly and has a way of looming around a stage like a cloud. Unlike John, he tends to go unnoticed because of his underwhelming presence but, Josh is still unique and special. You just have to have a good pair of ears to understand him and his message.

"Josh Klinghoffer was great in the Chili Peppers despite what others may think"

by pennylane1973 June 29, 2020

Kalina

Kalina is amazing and awesome. She is perfect in every way and is very nice. She is caring and the most beautiful girl ever. She has a great sense of humor. She is very perfect and pretty.

That Kalina is perfect

by Awetzbdjsn February 6, 2019

forrest kline

Forrest Kline is the lead singer in an amazing band called Hellogoodbye. He likes to wear short shorts and long socks, from what I've seen. He's from Huntington Beach, California and has an adorable dog named Gordie and a gorgeous girlfriend named Chelsea. Forrest and the rest of Hellogoodbye - Jesse, Marcus and Chris- are amaaaaazingggg!

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun?!" "A roman (roaming) catholic!" -Forrest Kline @ a show.

by Hoajdhjfgjsssssk July 18, 2006

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.

You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

by CeaserLeone December 18, 2008

kalinka

A Cool Russian Dance

The Russian kids were preforming the ''kalinka'' at the play

by XRiaX September 4, 2007