Kojak Radials

Refers to car tyres that are completely without tread or bald. Kojak was a popular TV character from the 1970's played by the actor Telly Savalas, who was completely bald

Some Guy#1 "Is that the Law up ahead? Hope they don't pull me over 'cos my tyres are like Kojak Radials!"

Passenger " I'd be more worried about the fact that you just stole this car, you twat!"

by Negrophiliac May 29, 2008

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Kojak

A mixture of cocaine and Prozac. Best taken nasally.

'A couple of lines of Kojak and I wasn't depressed for a month. Who loves ya, baby? No-one, and I don't care!'

by Oddwards October 4, 2008

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a term for a piebald,or completely bald fellow,or the head itself. So called because the famous detective by the name is depicted as completely bald. Such guys are labeled as nerds,because of their ugly heads.

Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Tom all had their heads completely shaved,so now they're all Kojak heads. They may look cute with Kojak heads, but they sure as hell stink.

by JMC70 October 26, 2016

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Kojah

Kojah is the creator of infinity. Nobody can become more than Kojah because Kojah is everything.

You cannot begin to understand the power that Kojah possesses.

by NFLBrokeboii November 24, 2021

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Kojak Kodak

Australian CB radio, slang for a police officer with a radar gun.

Yeah I got a Kojak Kodak sitting in the bushes just down the hill on your right.
Yeah mate, fI see him, fucken candy cam.

by kam75xx July 1, 2023

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Premature Kojaculation

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.

"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."

by Don Howard September 2, 2007

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kojackulation

The rapid expulsion of hair follicles from the male head to the extent of complete baldness.

I don't know man, look at all these guys gettin' their heads shaved and i'm over here suffering from kojackulation since i'm twenty, ain't even got eyebrows. Ya you laugh one of these days--POP you'll kojackulate then i want ya to laugh.

by Isack Sack January 8, 2009

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