A legend about an Eastern European criminal who was once stuck between a rock and a hard place and he killed his wife and two children just to show his opponents that he meant business. Ever since then other criminals tell the story to their kids at night - rat on your pops, and kaiser soze will get you!
by Boyan September 11, 2006
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Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?
No he said dell samsung did it.
Oh you mean your computer and your printer?
Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.
No he said dell samsung did it.
Oh you mean your computer and your printer?
Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.
by jaken May 14, 2012
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Person or person whom for no known reason decide to furnish their houses entirely of junk from Ikea.
Woman 1: Ooh, I love your new sofa.
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch
Ikea Kaiser: Yes I got it from Ikea along with everything else you can see and touch
by Thrasher1504 November 14, 2006
Get the Ikea Kaiser mug.High school in Fontana California. The school mascot is a cat. Not a panther, lion, tiger, but just a cat. Students at this high school are unsure as to what kind of cat their mascot is, so, as a result they are thrown into a quandry, or a disillusionment if you will. This causes the majority of the students to be unsure about themselves and to question their future. As a result, many of the students wander through life not having a real identity, and struggling with the simplest social interactions.
Kaiser High School is also famous for having several staff members who are sexual predators.
Kaiser High School is also famous for having several staff members who are sexual predators.
by Adolf Manson January 24, 2010
Get the Kaiser High School mug.One of the greatest bands around, singers of one of the greatest songs of all time and quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of leeds since....well, the only remotely good thing to come out of leeds
by Tom (KC loyalist) July 12, 2006
Get the kaiser chiefs mug.A Kirby Kiser is when you take an old Kirby vacuum cleaner and use the hose to suck off an old man. Then you spread the old mans jizz on a kiser roll and eat it.
2) 2 two fags. Fag 1 is the Kirby and fag 2 is the Kiser. The fag #1 (Kirby) does the sucking of the Fag #2 (Kisers) cock. After the Kiser dumps his load in the Kirbys mouth, the Kirby open the other fags ass checks (known as the kiser rolls) and spits the jizz into the kisers ass hole.
2) 2 two fags. Fag 1 is the Kirby and fag 2 is the Kiser. The fag #1 (Kirby) does the sucking of the Fag #2 (Kisers) cock. After the Kiser dumps his load in the Kirbys mouth, the Kirby open the other fags ass checks (known as the kiser rolls) and spits the jizz into the kisers ass hole.
1) I was horny and hungry but I could not take my lunch for another few hours. I opened a door in the nursing home I work at and took my old Kirby vacuum and sucked out the jizz from an old man. I then put the jizz in a kiser roll and ate it.
2) That guy is a real ass hole, so I Kirby Kiser'ed him. That will teach that ass hole to fuck with me.
3) Hey, look at those kirby Kisers. They are so gay!
2) That guy is a real ass hole, so I Kirby Kiser'ed him. That will teach that ass hole to fuck with me.
3) Hey, look at those kirby Kisers. They are so gay!
by Balls on Balls July 14, 2011
Get the Kirby Kiser mug.To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.
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