Koch paradox

The Koch Paradox (german: Kochsche Paradoxon) describes the phenomenon of a large discrepancy between what a person perceives and what actually happened, especially in the context of video games.

Person A: "How is he not dead?! I've shot him 10 times already!"
Person B: "Literally none of your shots connected, dude."
Person C: "The Koch Paradox at work again, huh?"

by Cal From H November 8, 2021

koch records

Koch Records (now E1 Records) is as what 50 Cent calls it, an industry graveyard. The label is home to many washed out rappers who's previous label left them to rot. Many of the records coming out of Koch are cheap, unlistenable crap. The label contains such "artists" such as DJ Khaled, Ray J, Styles P, UNK and the Sesame Street Gang, and even more artists are considering going to Koch despite it's inferior quality.

Bob: Dude, I just bought this record.
Jim: I hear it's from Koch Records, you wouldn't want to listen to it, I predict it'll be of inferior quality.
Bob: But I just bought it! What can we use it for?
Jim: We can use it as a frisbee...
Bob: Okay!

by Peter Griffin the 2nd May 28, 2009

Koch family

1. Group of related inviduals who seem to own the majority of Spencer Co., Indiana, most notably, Santa Claus.
2. A clan of slave drivers known to employ/enslave local teenagers for entire summers at a time, with a promise of "fun in the sun".

1. Wow, that Koch family sure does use all of the water in our town for their theme park, but I'll be damned if they pay for a new water main!
2. Hey, Logan Sibrel, are you going to work/be enslaved at Holiday World again this summer? I know how much you think you like working for the Koch family!

by Starsky Bootch March 1, 2005

Koch syndrome

Emotionally abusive prick that spends more time staring at a computer screen than with his family.

I left that asshole because he has Koch syndrome

by No wayyyy April 25, 2020

HK (Heckler & Koch, H&K)

Firearms manufacturer located in Oberndorf, Germany. The company leads the international firearms industry in modern and technologically advanced equipment.

In existence little more than 50 years, HK has become the world's preeminent manufacturer of tactical police and military firearms.

by Eric Fisher July 11, 2003

Heckler & Koch USP

A double action, polymer framed, semi automatic pistol manufactured by Heckler & Koch GmbH of Germany. Availible in .40 Smith & Wesson, 9x19mm Parabellum, and .45 ACP. There are many variants, including: The USP Compact (which, in addition to the three calibers mentioned above, is availible in .357 SIG), the USP Expert, USP Match, and USP Tactical. The USP was also the basis for the Mk23 Mod 0 SOCOM .45 ACP pistol. Many seem to think the only availible USP is the .45 ACP Tactical model, probably due to the fact that they know little or nothing about ANY guns not featured in some game called Counterstrike, if they even know that there are guns that EXIST outside those used in Counterstrike.

The Heckler & Koch USP is a rugged, reliable service pistol very well suited for military and police applications, as well as recreational shooting.

by JoeBob August 31, 2003

Habbads on Koch

A phrase used by Toronto hoodmans to express the fact that they keep a knife with them to deal with any mans that run up

Hoodman: Yo wys fham

Hoodman 2: U bless?

Hoodman: Ye, u got it on you?

Hoodman 2: Yea bro u already know how I'm rockin I keep the habbads on Koch

by Ur local Toronto hoodman August 29, 2017