by Total Clad May 15, 2004
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1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.
Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.
Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)
Verb
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!
Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!
Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.
by KellKvothe January 29, 2019
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Get the Kuntzman mug.Dutch for "fucking mess".
Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".
The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.
Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".
The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.
Wat een kutzooi! = What a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!
by Gleufje March 21, 2017
Get the kutzooi mug.The term for a mythical creature (also usable in plural) that is both part angel and part demon. Taking humanoid form, the Knitz are depicted as both muses and supernatural artists in Leon Calle's underground fantasy periodical "Gruubernacht."
They most closely resemble benign depictions of succubi from popular culture.
They most closely resemble benign depictions of succubi from popular culture.
(taken from the third issue)
"Bjorn fearfully awaited Feif's messenger, and as the sun went down, there was still no word of any travelers. As he finally drifted off to sleep, the smell of orange blossoms delicately swept him away to the realm of madness. The Knitz had arrived."
"Bjorn fearfully awaited Feif's messenger, and as the sun went down, there was still no word of any travelers. As he finally drifted off to sleep, the smell of orange blossoms delicately swept him away to the realm of madness. The Knitz had arrived."
by Sherpie January 31, 2010
Get the Knitz mug.A small town located in the rolling hills of Pa, where time is spent rotating between going to Shorty's and trying to bang the Amish girls, if you can catch them on their ten speeds.
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