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White knuckled the bed sheets

clinching the sheets as tight as possible for fear of your life
When asked if I had anything sweet, I knew the only thing I had was my cheeks; therefor I white knuckled the bed sheets in preparation for what I knew was about to happen.
by LuckyBucket52 April 23, 2020
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Knuckledragger

a term used to describe people that dwell within a rural community. Giving them the appearence as neanderthal. Interchangeable with phrases such as Redneck, Cedar Chopper, Hillbilly, etc...
only a knuckledragger would try and find a date at a family reunion
by centexboy69 March 14, 2011
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KnuckleDunker

When undergoing intercourse, your hands will be represented as the famous basketball. It is up to the opposite partner(s) to decide which given “hole” is the basketball hoop
Im looking forward to a good knuckledunker in my ass
by PenisPenisPenisPenisNigger April 19, 2020
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Knuckledump

The term used to describe masturbating in a porta-shitter while in the field.
PVT 1: "Dude, we need to go back to the rear so I can get laid!"

PVT 2: "Why don't you just go to the shitter and take a knuckledump?
by SGT JPB January 5, 2011
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Detroit Knuckledragger

Sexual position; similar to "doggy style"; man stands, hold woman in "doggy style" position with her legs folded against his and his arms under her chest, hands are palm up and under the woman's shoulders. The man walks while dragging the woman's knuckles on the floor.
"I gave Linda the ol' "Detroit Knuckledragger" last night!
by jaysinn January 14, 2010
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knuckleduster

Someone who farts with a finger in their Ass. Knuckledusting isn't sexual in nature, it is much more closely related to fart sniffing or other Anal Olympic Events. There is a correlation between this activity and growing up in a trailer. This activity was almost certainly invented in the 70's when video games were all but non-existent and drugs were, well, the same as today
Anybob: Hey Bubba!
Bubba: Awwwe haw
Anybob: Putcho fanger in mah butt ho
Bubba: Awwwe haw
Anybob: BRRAAAAAAARRRKKKTTtttwwweeeeeeuuuuueeee!
Bubba: Awwwe mayn! Yuz a low down no good knuckleduster! Hurr hurr hurr!!!
by funk potato September 4, 2009
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moose knuckled

To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.
I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.
by cackage mcpackage December 26, 2009
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