Knobsessed

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).

Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"

by MagickDio February 8, 2010

Boo Koo Knots

When you get your ass beat and have two knots on your head

“Jordan Exum slammed kurtis in the bathroom stall and now he has boo koo knots.”

by Slim.- October 23, 2019

knobshine

Oral sex performed on a male. Hence "shining the knob". Can be used as an insult.

"What a knobshine!"
"Give us a knobshine, will ya?"

by ladyhancock March 24, 2003

knobstand

Knob is commonly used in Britain to mean penis, so the implication of knobstand is that someone is useless, that he serves no purpose other than to support his own genitals. Not in general use but sometimes heard said by teenagers in South Manchester. A few years ago I saw it in an Australian music fanzine, but I would assume this was written by someone with connections to Northern England.

Can't you do anything right? You knobstand!

by cactuscat September 14, 2006

she knows where her shit gets buttered

Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.

"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"

by Slic Ric September 10, 2013

Pepper knoppkers

Pepper Knoppkers - a slang term meaning "pepperoni nipples."

Typically reserved for the largest & meatiest of pepperoni nipples.

The top 0.00001% of circumference, these pepperoni nipples are no longer 'nipples' - they are "knoppkers."

They sat in the moonlight. "are you ready, Christine?" he asked. "Yes" - she whispered.

He slowly slid off her shirt, unbuttoning her bra in one clean movement.

The moon shone down - revealing not nipples, but a pair of pepper knoppkers.

"Ew bitch" he exclaimed.

"what?" Christine asked, horrified.

"those are nasty I'm going home."

by lydiajones_03 February 25, 2022

double cool with knobs

Used in England, instead of saying very very very very very very cool.

Omg, this is so totally awesome!
I know! It's like double cool with knobs!

by PeachyKeen July 9, 2003