Klotton

The most amazing person in the world. Funny, cute, sweet. Everything anyone could ever ask for. ☺

You're such a klotton I love you so much.

by Maggot103118 January 28, 2019

Klotz

A man who has anxiety and has off and on depression. He will rarely leave the house. When he does, it’s to stock up on food before going back home. He is very passionate about few things and don’t mess with his closest passions or he will throw hands. They are a violent species.

Have you guys seen Klotz?

by Klotz#3 November 23, 2021

klotcumnor

a word for someone who is extremely weird and makes everyone around them uncomfortable.

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leila stop talking about weird stuff you klotcumnor

by hahaha_0000000 January 31, 2023

Klothilda

She's very normal but her friend group says otherwise. Knows how to fight and is a sweet person.

A:"Ayo why tis girl not talking much?"
Kloth's homie: "Oh she's just Klothilda"

by Hotbananastud_ January 3, 2024

kam klotz

1. a phat pig raper

Marty: Who's that mack in a bastedo?
Rob: I dunno. What's he doing with that pig?
Marty: Oh shit, that's a kam klotz
Rob: that's sick.

by Akimow February 13, 2005

Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.

"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"

by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015

Cum Klott

When you cum on the same spot/pole until a large stock of cum creates a hard layer of cum almost impossible to remove. First Cum Klott was created by Markus from Colombia and Vladimir Sebastian Mäkinen Promyakov from Finland and Russia. You could create a Cum Klott if you are in a cold place. Example North Finland. Just cum on a ice cold pole. Wait a couple of secounds and you will have your own Cum Klott. This is a word thats been growing in Popularity in Europe as a Meme.

Damn, Look at this Cum Klott.
I fucked a B last night. A Cum Klott was made on the ground.
I pounded Richards asshole last night, a Cum Klott was made in hes cold asshole.

by olaskruttis January 11, 2017