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Klansman

When a man is orally pleasing a woman and he makes it a point to suck extra hard on the clitoris resulting in a point created by the vacuum, if done correctly the top of which looks white like a Klansman standing straight up.
Last night I went down on that girl I met at the bar, I got so into it I gave her a Klansman...
by gocolts18 February 14, 2012
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Klamako

You're a klamako. Oops sorry I didn't mean to say that I have tourettes.
by CloutXChasing September 25, 2018
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Klanmuirl

An animal species mentioned in Voltron: Legendary Defender in the episode "The Feud!"
"Please have your Klanmuirls spayed or neutered."
by its_not_gay_if_its_in_space December 16, 2018
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Klamath Grand Slammer

When the second cock doesn’t knock your Copenhagen out of your mouth.
After three Klamath Jammers, he finally managed a Klamath Grand Slammer!
by The Natist June 11, 2021
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Klamath Falls

The true gateway to Crater Lake (suck it, Roseburg). Crater Lake’s mermaid-kissed sapphire waters will touch your soul. Crater Lake is the only National Park in Oregon and North America’s deepest lake. You wanna go deep, don’t you?

Air quality is nice until some ‘simply better’ Californian decides to have a gender reveal party that sets the entire West Coast on fire. Do like the Modocs; head underground and explore 100’s of naturally air conditioned lava caves straddling the Oregon border.

It's Bend before being bent over by Portlandia. North Face, Stetson, Wrangler, Patagonia, and Carharrt are welcome here. K. Falls boasts a pioneer culture of bootstrappers, hard-working families and Jeffersonian secessionists escaping Salem’s elite. Supposedly incompatible sub cultures creating a queso-American style melting pot. Smoldering; like an Oregon forest in the summer.

Speaking of good ole ‘Merica, the bald eagle lives here. Pelicans, Tits, and Herons to name a few. We’re talking birds of the Pacific Flyway ;)

Klamath isn’t just for outdoor enthusiasts, cowboys, and bird watchers. Oregon’s premier polytechnic university, Oregon Tech, is a solar powered campus with the first ever renewable energy degree in the country. Klamath’s 300 days of sunshine are the Anit-SAD of Portland’s rain.

Welcome to Klamath Falls, we’re kinda cultish here. Please leave; or go deep on our natural beauty, historical significance and generally cool vibe.
I went balls deep in Klamath Falls for a week and loved it.

I got accepted to OIT, now I'm gonna live in Klamath Falls?
by Minted Millions July 24, 2022
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Grammar Klansman

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.
The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."
by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016
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klantastic

Adjective describing a person themselves, who is racist in a vaguely funny way, when their comments are taken out of context.
Person 1: *insert deliciously wrong but hilarious racial slur. Not being racist it's hard to think of any*

Person 2: You're utterly klantastic.
by Big Willie Wet Wipe April 8, 2007
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