fancy kitten

When someone poops in the office toilet and doesnt flush :(

Ew someone did a nasty fancy kitten!!

by c horner September 17, 2013

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin

Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

by KittenTails January 7, 2023

Kitten!

A nicname given to a young, playful lady with an adorable personality. Often possessing beautiful features, a sincere charm and an excitable attitude towards life, it's not hard to fall in love with such a character.

Ive never been happier... and its all because of you... I Love you Kitten!

by Sweet Nat February 23, 2006

City kite

The flimsy plastic bags you get from most every store that becomes litter, mostly when taken by the wind.

Hey what's that trash up in your tree?
Oh those damn city kites are constantly getting stuck in my yard.

by primaldeuce July 22, 2013

Gay Kitten

A gay kitten is when someone acts so gay but they think their straight but ends up being so gay and loving cats they become a gay kitten!!!!

Diana Firetruck,you are such a gay kitten, child

Firetruck hmph, nO
Alex YES, YOU ARE A GAY KITTEN CHILD

by Aleeeeeeeeeexxxxxx!!! November 18, 2020

Rainbow kitten surprise

While having sex with your girl from behind you secretly sprinkle the marshmallows from Lucky charms into her ass. When she finds them later you yell "surprise!"

Yo I totally got Danielle with a rainbow kitten surprise last night!

by shanman72 April 18, 2019

discord kitten

A man shall name the opposite sex, such as know, "An underage girl." Once the individual identified the opposite sex, his "discord kitten." The man will provide with his kitten with "nitro." Every time she pleases.

"hold on I gotta unmute this asshole talking to me" - the trap

"Discord kitten shall we go to a private VC?" - dirty old musty 50-year-old grandpa diaper wearing ass.

"uwu"

by k1rbytop1 September 23, 2020