Rainbow kitten surprise

While having sex with your girl from behind you secretly sprinkle the marshmallows from Lucky charms into her ass. When she finds them later you yell "surprise!"

Yo I totally got Danielle with a rainbow kitten surprise last night!

by shanman72 April 18, 2019

Kamalitia

A mental disease where the inflicted suddenly likes Kamala Harris after she was anointed as the Democratic nominee in 2024. You may have Kamalitia if: you deny she has flip-flopped on every issue, believe she was not anointed and that it was a completely democratic process because she was already on the ticket, believe that you voted for her when you voted for Biden in the "primary", believe Democrats held a "primary" , or get angry if you hear someone mention she was a DEI hire.

White men for Kamala must have caught that Kamalitia!

by shanman72 August 08, 2024

unjerkable

Someone so ugly or nasty that no one would give them a hand job

Yo dude, you see that hobo, totally unjerkable.

by shanman72 January 17, 2018

textonym

The abbreviated vertions of words into text such as brb, or ttyl

You-Beth uses textonyms I've never hear of.... What does otphj mean?

Friend- over the pants han job bro! You better hit her up!!!

by shanman72 May 21, 2017