Definitions by shanman72

Kamalitia 

A mental disease where the inflicted suddenly likes Kamala Harris after she was anointed as the Democratic nominee in 2024. You may have Kamalitia if: you deny she has flip-flopped on every issue, believe she was not anointed and that it was a completely democratic process because she was already on the ticket, believe that you voted for her when you voted for Biden in the "primary", believe Democrats held a "primary" , or get angry if you hear someone mention she was a DEI hire.

White men for Kamala must have caught that Kamalitia!

Kamalitia by shanman72 August 8, 2024

Rainbow kitten surprise 

While having sex with your girl from behind you secretly sprinkle the marshmallows from Lucky charms into her ass. When she finds them later you yell "surprise!"

Yo I totally got Danielle with a rainbow kitten surprise last night!

Rainbow kitten surprise by shanman72 April 18, 2019

unjerkable 

Someone so ugly or nasty that no one would give them a hand job

Yo dude, you see that hobo, totally unjerkable.

unjerkable by shanman72 May 3, 2018

textonym 

The abbreviated vertions of words into text such as brb, or ttyl

You-Beth uses textonyms I've never hear of.... What does otphj mean?

Friend- over the pants han job bro! You better hit her up!!!

textonym by shanman72 May 21, 2017