Kentucky Slap

A series of actions resulting in a horrendous wakeup. First, one person coats their hand in a mixture of breadcrumbs, egg yolks, and batter. When a person is sleeping a second person throws very got heavy cream on the person's face, and immediately after comes the slap of a hand with the described mixture resulting in a large imprint on the person's face, hence the "Kentucky Slap." It is often understandably confused with the Italian Breakfast Wakeup, the Asian Breakfast Wakeup, and many others. The name "Kentucky Slap" comes from the esoteric language and culture of a motely crew in Kentucky who frequently engaged and revered the practice of "Kentucky Slapping." Despite many efforts to thwart the "Kentucky Slappers," they have remained resilient and triumpant.

I ultimately decided Jeff would have to be Kentucky Slapped for his actions. His insolence would lead to a substitution of full size croutons for a harsher feeling of the "Kentucky Slap." Jeff: That Kentucky Slap last night stung terribly. Everyone saw my face and knew I had been Kentucky Slapped, it was so humiliating that that I started to cry.

by ChevayChase April 11, 2015

kinta kuntu

Idiots who saw the Tik Tok and believe it’s a dish from Canada made from Twinkies, eggs, and catch up.

They guy really thought kinta kuntu was real.

by Goldenrose431 January 1, 2022

kentucky love tunnel

Oral sex from someone without teeth.

Hey girl, take out them dentures and let me hit that Kentucky love tunnel!

by Cadillac Weeks November 22, 2017

Kintama

Whats Sakata Gintoki says not to call Gintama because its means testicles, also its the name of an Arc in the anime

"Its Gintama not Kintama, that means testicles."

by lonleywanderer321 June 2, 2018

Kentucky Plug

The Kentucky Plug is a sex position where the man puts his thumb in a woman who is on her period to stop the bleeding

“Omg Lauren he gave me the Kentucky plug last night in bed it was so hot it went in so deep in my vag”

by Kentuckyxbrendon May 20, 2021

Kentucky Zen Garden

The act of defecating in someones kitty litter and blaming it on the cat.

After John accused me of urinating in his dresser I decided to give him a Kentucky Zen Garden just to put the icing on the cake.

by TeeterShindiggsBigD October 27, 2010

Kentucky Thumb

When you are having sex with a woman from behind and stick your thumb in her butthole.

Brandon: “She let you stick your thumb in her ass?”
Scott: “Yeah I gave her that Kentucky thumb!”

by Kentucky AK May 20, 2021