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Kinsey's sandwiches

The festering stench of out of date prawn cocktail sandwiches.
Upon opening the food recycling bin that had been left outside for two weeks in August Steve exclaimed: "Fuck my hat, it smells like Kinsey's sandwiches in there...".
by BallBag78 February 28, 2019
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Alfred Kinsey

Alfred Kinsey is was a doctor who prepared the way for the sexual revolution. He was also a pedophile, as detailed in his work, "Sexual Behaviour of the Human Male", detailing sex acts with babies as young as 4 months old.
SJW: How can you hate progress?
Normal Person: If it was started by Alfred Kinsey, I don't want to tolerate anything that pedophile said.
by Canuck Crusader December 9, 2019
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kinsey

a type of sexual pleasure for a whole city, state, or country.
"hey i totally did kinsey the other night!"
by us.. ;] August 18, 2006
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kinsey

1) A kinsey is one with the boobs of a goddess.

2) Kinseys are known for their amazing abilities at allowing their female partners to achieve intense, mind-blowing, trippy orgasms to the sounds of ice tea beings stirred accompanied by Mindless Self Indulgence

3) Only kinseys can pull off having fuzzy bellies.

4) Kinseys can intake unlimited amounts of dextromethamorphan, or coricidin and are still able to have a full-functioning non-damaged stomache lining.

5) A woman who has a strange fetish for men to make romance explosions on her stomache.
Did you see them tits on that bitch? She a kinsey, fo sho!

Girl: OMG, yesterday my best friend woke me up with the most amazing feeling!
Boy: She suck ya coocha?
Girl: Duh!
Boy: Must be a kinsey.

Shit man, she had a hairy stomache. But I just couldn't stay away. That girl was a definite kinsey.

I was so fucked up yesterday, I took 32 ccs, then went and ate five double cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds. I was a total kinsey.

Girl: Babe, I want you to nut all over my belly...
Boy: What a kinsey!
by sofigoodvibes October 20, 2008
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kinsey

adjective or noun describing someone who is trying to act harder or cooler than they actually are.
That guy is being such a kinsey trying to fit in with those kids selling crack
by Joe wiles101 June 14, 2010
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kinsey-rose

Amazing,off the charts young lady with a very clear view of the world! If you ever come across a Kinsey-Rose then you are a very blessed person. A Kinsey-Rose will seem shy and easy going when the time is appropriate but will always be ready to defend her self if needed! Kinsey-Rose is also very funny and fun also she will do anything for her friends! So if you meet a Kinsey-Rose then you are one lucky person!
Amazing shy funny blessed kinsey-rose
by Fray fray October 11, 2013
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A Kinsey

An adjetive describing when you do something stupid or trip over something when you aren't looking.
Guy 1: Did you see her run into that pole yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, she must have done a Kinsey.
by Queenkinz November 5, 2013
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