When a parent (usually the father) will hold back their child from starting kindergarten for a year solely for the belief that an extra year of physical development will pay off athletically once the child is in high school ten years later.
That kid is in 1st grade but he should be in 9nd. He is a kindergarten redshirt as his dad thinks he will be a big football star in high school with that extra year to grow.
by The Sports Mechanic February 8, 2013
Get the kindergarten redshirt mug.A game where your a kid that goes to a fucked up school where you almost get poisoned buy a nugget-addict kid, kill your classmates to finish class earlierand get atacked by an angry janitor.
my friend : Dude, my are you afraid of the janitor ?
Me as an intellectual : You have'nt played kindergarten.....
Me as an intellectual : You have'nt played kindergarten.....
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