Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer

A classic horror tale of a young Pakistani boy who grew up to become an infamous pumpkin loving serial killer.

Andy was stabbed in the anus by Jawad the Jack o'lantern Killer.

by theman8787878787 October 25, 2011

koala killer

Aka Australian political scum Gladys Berejiklian who has single handedly murdered shit ton of Australian wildlife

It's because of Koala Killer (Gladys Berejiklian) Australia is burning and it's children are dying

by Black Shampoo November 21, 2019

Killer Keemstar

A 34 year old man child experiencing a mid life crisis. Usually looks like a gnome.

Dude is he a Killer Keemstar?
I think he is

by Rarest Peep June 20, 2016

the kicker

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.

Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.

Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"

Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.

by satan November 9, 2003

Ladder Kicker

someone who acts as if the only means of preserving or promoting their quality of life is by denying the same to others. They have climbed the ladder of opportunity and now want to kick the ladder away.

Nancy moved to this neighborhood ten years ago for the schools and quality of life. Nancy opposes the construction of a new apartment building that would offer a similar opportunity to new families. Nancy is a ladder kicker.

by Jughead515 July 10, 2018

Serial Killer Glasses

Ridiculous glasses with metal frames worn by serial killers in the 70s and 80s, hipsters in the 2010s, and girls with a superfluous E a n their first name.

Did you see Ryane’s glasses? Serial killer glasses for sure.

by Spartan08 August 22, 2021

text-killer

Phrases and words such as "lol yeah" and "haha ok" that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.

"r u coming 2 the prty 2nite?"
"no i cant cuz i hav 2 go 2 a family reunion"
"haha ok"
"way to use a text-killer... now wat do i say?"

by happyfish May 30, 2009