Kivelmotak!

1. v. The act of going totally M3TYL!
2. n. A band with at least least two rad dudes, and some other guy or maybe some other people. I don't know.

1. Man I am going to get totally KIVELMOTAK! on this bunch of bananas.
2. I say that Kivelmotak! band is just, well, they're just capitol.

by mrjswilson June 27, 2008

Kjell-Fu

The name of very secret norwegian martial art. It is known within the martial arts community as the martial art with the best defense, and the most deadly attacks, in the world. It derives from the ancient martial art of JuJitsu and kung-fu.

"Oh noes! he has a black belt in Kjell-Fu! we are going to die!"

"Stop right there! I am a master of the ancient art of Kjell-Fu!"

by kjellyboy March 16, 2009

[kielbasa]

The Polish sausage. Considered not only by Poles, to be very tasty and nourishing. Genuine 'kielbasas' are made from meat, have little harmful additives and very often are cured and dried.

Ta kielbasa jest rzeczywiscie bardzo smaczna.
This kielbasa is really very tasty.

by Lukasz Pietras May 25, 2006

Kielbasa

A Polish man's penis. It is known for being extremely large and deadly upon penetration of the female body.

Jenna had eyeball-rolling orgasms when Bartek rammed his kielbasa inside her.

by Polezilla January 14, 2010

Kieland

A god amongst men that has women pounding his massive cock 25/7, which is an hour more than everyone else has in a day because he's fucking awesome. He is also known for his immaculate handsomeness and amazing personality in bed, as well as his unique tri-penis.

ADJ - Stacy's mom: Stacy, I wish your dad was more Kieland in bed.

N - Steve: I wish I was Kieland, because his dick makes mine look like a tit mouse's aborted fetus child.

by Troy Armstrong December 7, 2010

kiella

It means one of the most fittest girls about and out shines everyone else and everyone bows down to her cus she’s the baddest bitch about and she’s a queen and beautiful and just so amazing and sadly takes everyone’s man but she can’t help it cus she’s so good looking

She’s fit Kiella is mush

by Wys my g what u telling me September 17, 2020

kielbasa

1) Polish sausage

2) A large penis

Damn I'm sore! Baby boy split my bun with his kielbasa last night.

by Ayudame April 10, 2006