Kitten

Like a cat, but a ninja-in-training

your kitten will try to steal your tuna without you noticing.

by iwillneverbeafraidagain February 19, 2012

kitteh

Online usage of the word "kitty" or "cat". Found most often in the context of lolspeak, or in the anthropomorphism of cats in pictures and other media.

OMG I wanna pet teh kitteh!

by kittehz September 9, 2007

Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by Kaiser Erwin Rommel (Non-nazi) January 12, 2021

Wilhelm keitel

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer

A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel

by Not dripwell August 9, 2021

off kilter

It means that something's just not right. Off balance. It's not all there.

She suddenly started laughing for no reason. She's a bit off kilter..

by ginaginagina January 9, 2007

discord kitten

a girl who just wants to cash out from saying "UwU"

"Hey can u please give me some nitro UwU"- discord kitten

by Yumeko <33 April 28, 2021

Kitten Play

A BDSM lifestyle which incorporates the submissive acting like a "kitten" and the dominant to act like the "protector" or "owner" or "master" etc.

My sex life is anything but vanilla because of kitten play

by dee91 November 10, 2015