Kiefer Sutherland

A blunt with kief laced in it.

Hey man, you down to smoke a Kiefer Sutherland after class?

Yeah fer sure, kiefers get me stoned as fuck.

by Jamuell Saxon September 21, 2011

Kiefer

Another word for when you assassinate a player in Halo for an instant kill.

"I just Kiefered the kid on the other team! OWNAGE!"

by Tizz Mizzle July 24, 2007

Kiefer

the name of an incredibly attractive punk. known to sport a mohawk. he gets all the girls.

Did you see kiefer today? All the girls were trying to get with him!

by mhmmmhmmmm February 8, 2010

kiefer

(n) a 24-inch rim; tribute to the popularity of the tv show 24 starring kiefer sutherland.

(adj)rolling on 24-inch rims

(n) my ride's sitting on kiefers.

(adj) my ride's kiefer.

by jon goteem January 19, 2006

kiefer

noun; the compartment of the grinder into which the well-ground marijuana, or kief, falls into. the lower-most section of the grinder.

Does your grinder include a kiefer?

by lovessthebeach November 4, 2009

Kiefer

A Youge Jedi, also a true fan of Rookie who he bows down to. Billie Jean is his love

A true Sinister Lover

-Do you want to hang out with Kiefer?
-Chore Buddy

by Rookie69 May 17, 2021

Kiefer

Man-Beast of epic size and inventor of the insult 'your mum ain't all that and a bag of crisps' .Unbelievable racist. Laughs at men with no legs. Supplies the Worlds leading rug manufactures with hair for the softest carpets available on the market, as he produces exceptional amounts. Can be controlled by tickling the chin and/or guitar areas. Has fat-faced friend/partner in hair business.

Guy One: Woah, that guy looks like he is a guitar demon/racist.And the size of his friends face, it looks like watermelons were stapled to both his cheeks. And they are both so hairy!

Guy Two: What a Kiefer!

Caitlin: Pie..

Mr Tim: Pieeeeeeeeeeeeee...

by HeartMrTim October 18, 2008