Kiddy Pool

The act of ejaculating in the back dimples on the small of the females lower back.

I can’t wait to drop my kids off at you kiddy pool!

by SullyMos July 26, 2023

kiddy pool

The act of ejaculating into a females belly button.

"After Railing your mother I gave her a kiddy pool."

by johnny crunk o matic December 24, 2007

Kiddy Coke

slang term for the ADD medication pill Adherol

damn my friend got perscribed kiddy coke i wish i had ADD

by JEGII January 10, 2008

kiddy toucher

A paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Kiddy-Bomb

A Kiddy-bomb is a word or phrase said in a funny manner that causes all children within earshot to explode with annoyances, or rude behavior. The word or phrase should not be one that could cause problems for yourself.

While walking through the grocery store, down the candy aisle, set off your kiddy-bomb by simply commenting on how delicious the candy looks in a fairly loud voice. Then watch in amusement as all the children who heard you begin to scream and yell at their mothers to buy them the candy.
Enjoy the looks on the mother's faces as they stare you down that can only be interpreted as "fuck you".

by koertgeman October 4, 2009

Kiddy pool

When you're having sex with a girl and cum on her stomach, then the seamen congregates to her belly button. Therefore, forming a kiddy pool.

"Had sex with my girl last night."

"No way bro. That's sick. Did you cum on her stomach"
"Oh yeah bro. I made myself a nice little kiddy pool"

by Reptar May 11, 2016

Kiddy Fiddler

Someone who touches underage kids and entices them into there van

Kane is a kiddy fiddler he messages 13 year old girls and invites them into his VW Caddy and attempts to touch them

by BossMan72 June 1, 2018