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kibbles and bits

The bits of shit that escape from an anus because the sphincter has become so distended - be it from anal sex or other activities - that it can no longer retain feces.
John gets fucked in the ass so much he leaves a trail of kibbles and bits wherever he goes
by Mr Fantabulous September 23, 2006
mugGet the kibbles and bitsmug.

Doing a Kibble

When you correct something that doesn't need to be corrected or when you attempt to correct something and still get it wrong.
Guy - "You're a stupid idiot Kibble"

The guy doing a Kibble - "Don't you mean 'your'you idiot?"
by Mole Man Barker March 9, 2011
mugGet the Doing a Kibblemug.

Doing a Kibble

When someone corrects something that doesn't need to be corrected or when someone attempts to correct something and still gets it wrong.
You: "You're an idiot Kibble."

The Kibbler: "I think you mean your."

Another friend: "He's doing a Kibble again..."
by Mole Man Barker Chub March 15, 2011
mugGet the Doing a Kibblemug.

Spit a Kibble

Synonym for shart. Attempting to fart and getting a "bonus". The result of this missadventure is differentiated from the greased cheek or the wet/juicy fart by the increased substance of the expelled subject.
I put a little to much force behind that last fart and spit a kibble!
by FIATC February 1, 2009
mugGet the Spit a Kibblemug.

rube-kibble

noun: low quality food - mostly corn/wheat/sugar-based - on most grocery store shelves, meant for consumption by disease-prone, classless people.
I would go to the grocery store in town, but all they sell there is rube-kibble.
by ReverendF February 18, 2015
mugGet the rube-kibblemug.

road kibble

Junk food eaten while travelling, esp. in a car.
Did you get the the road kibble I asked for? I really wanted Doritos and Mountain Dew.
by brian June 29, 2004
mugGet the road kibblemug.

kibble keefe

hey it's kyle, the kibble keefe
by smab1201 December 8, 2010
mugGet the kibble keefemug.

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