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gonch kibble 

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants
His wife became annoyed from constantly having to clean his gonch kibble.
gonch kibble by g-man 82 June 16, 2015

Doing a Kibble 

When you correct something that doesn't need to be corrected or when you attempt to correct something and still get it wrong.
Guy - "You're a stupid idiot Kibble"

The guy doing a Kibble - "Don't you mean 'your'you idiot?"

Doing a Kibble 

When someone corrects something that doesn't need to be corrected or when someone attempts to correct something and still gets it wrong.
You: "You're an idiot Kibble."

The Kibbler: "I think you mean your."

Another friend: "He's doing a Kibble again..."

Spit a Kibble 

Synonym for shart. Attempting to fart and getting a "bonus". The result of this missadventure is differentiated from the greased cheek or the wet/juicy fart by the increased substance of the expelled subject.
I put a little to much force behind that last fart and spit a kibble!
Spit a Kibble by FIATC February 1, 2009

rube-kibble

noun: low quality food - mostly corn/wheat/sugar-based - on most grocery store shelves, meant for consumption by disease-prone, classless people.
I would go to the grocery store in town, but all they sell there is rube-kibble.
rube-kibble by ReverendF February 18, 2015

road kibble 

Junk food eaten while travelling, esp. in a car.
Did you get the the road kibble I asked for? I really wanted Doritos and Mountain Dew.
road kibble by brian June 29, 2004