A plump chatterbox. Upper half looks like a pug-dog, lower half resembles a walrus, generally looks like a pear. Knows how to irritate people (phucknut). Notorious of avoiding any kind of responsibility at work and is extremely vociferous of anything ever accomplished by self.
1) a koodie is when someone is being very "slow"
2) using it in the term "koodie smacks", say it when you want to just hit someone because they said something so stupid.
--you can actually go on to smacking the person if you wish.
1)JEN:"Cows go moo? I didn't know that."
MATT:"KOOOOOOODIE !"
2)JEN:"Cows go moo? I didn't know that."
MATT:"omg. KOODIE SMACKS for you"