K-Fed

The PRIME example of a man living off of his famous, hugely monied wife in order to acheieve even the tiniest status in his life.

K-Fed did George Bush and O.J. a favor, actually. He's become the new national punchline.

by Their 2nd Cousin November 11, 2006

K-Fed-Ex

Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).

Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

K-FED

The act of fucking someone over, much like Kevin Federline did Brittany Spears; ie, stretched out her pussy, used her money, got her fat, and then cheated on her.

Holy shit, can you believe CPT "T" K-FEDed me like that? I feel fucking used.

by thediggler September 15, 2006

k-fed-up

1.How people feel whenever they see Britney and K-Fed in a picture in a magazine or on television, or another of Kevin's sad attempts at generating an income.

2.How Britney Spears feels about her husband's antics.

1.I am k-fed-UP of those two! To Britney and Kevin: GO AWAY!!!!!

2.K-Fed was seen partying with yet another skank. Britney must be k-fed-up!

by Mona Lott March 1, 2006

k fed

a term used to describe a craker that thinks he can rap but in reality he cant rap for his life

jon: man i rap better than eminem
tom: no ur just a k fed

by fty December 17, 2006

k-fed

1:) Semen Spewer
2:) A synonym for the word "cheat" (as in: cheat in life, on a person, in a game, etc...)
3:) The act of being "full of shit"; or filling someone with shit

1:) "K-Fed should be an option under 'employment' on the DHS assistance forms."
2:) "I got k-feded out of my alimoney because I k-fed on my sugar-mama."
3:) "John Cena tired of K-Fed's k-fed, so he STFU'd him."

I know-all lame...blah

by JhennRhaiyne November 11, 2006

K FED

when a loser shoots inside a successful woman so that he can become her "baby daddy" and use her for his personal gain.

"dude, my life is going nowhere."

"well, what are you going to?"

"I don't know. maybe I'll just pull a K FED"

by lesbiansea January 6, 2009