Keto-High

The euphoric effect created by the selective metabolism of fats rather than carbohydrates.

Ok. 48 hour water fast followed by zero carb diet equals equilibrium ketosis; I’ve never been as grounded and physically in control. THIS is the Keto-High. It’s not for the weak, but it’s worth it IF you can get there.

by YAWA September 6, 2025

Dirty Keto

It’s a Dirty Sanchez but performed on a vegan

Last night he gave me a Dirty Keto, did I mention I am a vegan?

by Sludvigs July 30, 2022

Keto skeet

When your girlfriend is on keto and skeets on the couch durning a movie.

Damn mandy thats some straight keto skeet you just dropped.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020

The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

Keto

He loves JBL

Drinking milshakes

He is the best
And the worst person you net in live

I meet guy in shop i think he was fine

-what he was doing

-checiking a JBL and saying ale nakurwia basem
-typical keto

by Mrozo1 November 21, 2021

Keto Daddy

A sugar daddy that doesn't want any sexual contact with their partner

"I'm so over men, all I want is their money."
"Girl, you should get a Keto Daddy. It's the best of both worlds"

by PervertedBinChicken June 25, 2025

Dirty keto

When you use coconut oil as lube and an avacado as a ball gag while two guys destroy both of your holes.

Beaver: I ran out of avacados so my date couldn’t even give me a dirty keto

by That_little_mexican_boy January 18, 2019