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"hey you better kermit slip and slide"

by fierycatdisk October 15, 2017

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Kermit's Razor

Kermit's Razor
Named after Kermit the frog who was of course married to Miss Piggy, the principle of Kermit's Razor goes something like: If there are two girls in a dating app bio photo, it usually belongs to the fatter of the two.

Person 1: "There's two chicks in the tinder bio photos. I can't tell who the profile belongs to."
Person 2: "Kermit's Razor. Odds are it belongs to the larger of the two women."

by Jerzy Radocovid December 12, 2022

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Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.

Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022

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Kemptville

A small town in Eastern Ontario, 30 minutes South of Ottawa. Drug use and pregnancy amongst teens is common, as there is nothing else to do in the shit hole. The local Tim Horton's is a hot spot, and is constantly surrounded by dirt bags in their hicked out trucks. Teenaged girls from the local Catholic high school parade around with their kilts hiked up.

Town council should have put a pool in the Kemptville Municipal Complex. There wouldn't be so many pregnant 16 year old girls.

by severalkitties May 24, 2009

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