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Kermit The Frog

Kermit The Frog 🐸 Will Steal ur mans even if u Eat green bean Casserole so watch out bitches
Kermit The Frog: I can take your mad if I want too but lucky for u I don’t want to
by Nonopolies December 17, 2019
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Kermit Stan

Kermit stans are people who devote their life for Kermit.
They love and worship him.
I'm a Kermit stan because I love him and watch all of his shows.
by RiverDirt September 1, 2021
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i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself
kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus
by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019
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kermit sewerside

What you do when Chloe falls on her face in front of the whole school and makes everyone think that u are dating the clumsy uncoordinated giraffe
Damn u need to go home and Kermit sewerside
by Dinodicbitchboi September 17, 2017
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kermit

Kermit- a person with someone else's hand deep enough up their puppet hole to move their mouth.
Don't worry, that Kermit is just a corporate stooge.

I am sick of all the Kermit politicians.
by Doc Dro November 1, 2015
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Kermits Neck

When wiping ones arse your finger slips through the sheet of toilet paper and into your rectum!
My arse is sore from a week of Kermits Necks
by Steve Hall November 16, 2004
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kermit

A guy who likes fat women and knows how to treat them with respect.
Only a true kermit would go out of his way to find a comfortable chair for his fat girlfriend.
by stan_der_man March 3, 2010
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