robot kelp

That weird stuff that Ian Holm's character in 'Alien' was made out of instead of human guts when Signourney Weaver & Co found out he was really an android. His innards consisted of white fluid mixed in with these clear bulbs that appeared to be some kind of robot kelp.

Son, you lack the robot kelp to step to me.

by Audrey El September 20, 2005

Kelp Shake

kelp Shake means pee
More often to pee in someones mouth
Getting kelpshaked, the act of getting peed on

Mmmm tastes like kelp shake!!
hey man you just tossed your dick rag full of kelp shake on my face!!
Who lives in a dick rag under the sea? Kelp Shake Peed man!!!

by TheKelpShaker May 9, 2018

Sand Kelp

When someone is in such over reactive distress that they cannot speak clearly and attempt to say Send Help.

Oh my god I'm overworked/ Please Sand Kelp!!!

by hottstepper November 21, 2019

Casey Kelp

A female character from the Snorks cartoon. She is the love interest of Allstar Seaworthy, and is a very brave girl. Her best friend is Daffney Gillfin.

"Aawww! I loved that definition!" - Casey Kelp

by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2022

Gavid kelp

A really pussy kid who doesnt do anything bad. You usually use it to convince somone to do somthing bad or say it after they are acting pussy

Person1: lets go steal stuff from savemart.
Person2: (plays a fake ringtone and is pretending to talk to his mom)Uh hello,ok bye. sorry guys i have to go home.
Person1:GAVID,gavid KELP!

by schs/kelp July 22, 2010

flesh kelp

Something most people dont get
also known as coochie

"Oh my is that flesh kelp?"
"oh yeah its the thing you'll never get"

by Beebsy_ December 13, 2022

Kelp Girl

While out at a venue that encourages dancing (ie, the bar) you will often see Kelp Girls in segregated groups. Their choices in footwear, and sometimes clothing, make movement difficult. Their shoes inhibit movement, and thus, while looking out into a crowded dance floor, you will see women swaying and wiggling to the music without their feet ever shifting from their inital position. The effect is that of kelp and other seaweed, moving in the currents of the water.

Did you see that "Kelp Girl"? Her stilettos must have been 5 inches high.

by Arualav September 14, 2011